May 29, 2009 // 8:45 PM
Eat poo you silly.. MOOO? ;D
As suggested by Rak, i'm gonna blog about EVERYTHINGGGG that happened today.
I read today. I NEVER READ, LIKE SERIOUSLY. I WAS HARDCORE READING. Ahhh, i was so scared. I was full reading on the train. I looked like a full nerd. Oh yeah, i was out of uniform cos it was Mufti Day. What the hell does mufti even mean? I just searched it up and i don't think i've got the right meaning. Ahahaha!
A mufti (مفتي) is an Islamic scholar who is an interpreter or expounder of Islamic law (Sharia).
Okay, enough of that. I'm getting off topic. OMG, AREN'T FALL OUT BOY JUST THE AWESOMEST? Anywayysssssssss, yeah. I don't like reading and i read today. What a joy it was. The test was alright. I wrote a really, really stupid story. Like, seriously. It's as stupid as a rock. STUPID-ER THAN THAT! You wanna know what i wrote about!? YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW? Okay, you really can't respond to that so i'm gonna say anyways. Okay, i dark stranger was riding into town through a thick cloud of dust creating a blurred figure. I know, right? Oh oh oh oh! I sound so smart. Sounding smart won't get me anywhere with a stupid plot. I can't be bothered trying to retell the story. So i'll just leave it at that. The best part. Ahahaha!
Ahhhh, i had major and minor first though. In major we did our abstract works. I was like.. stuck. It looked incomplete but i didn't know what to do next. The teacher told me to go over the rough bits with oil pastel so it creates 'texture'. That woman loves the word, TEXTURE.
In minor Yvy said she heard i started wearing a bra. TRAINING BRA YOU SILLY GIRL. My babies can't fit into cups yet, lol, lol. They probably won't ever. I know, how depressing. Ahaha! Not really. I don't really care that much. OH MY GOSHHH, I CAN STILL WEAR CUTE UNDERWEAR! WEEEEEEEEE! Ahaha, weee!
Oh yeah, the assembly came after that. Yvy and Danica sat on my legs. It was weird. I could feels their butts rubbing on my leg. I don't like hugging anybody with boobs for goodness sakes! LET ALONE LIKE THE FEELING OF A BUTT RUBBING ON MY PRECIOUS LEGS.
Errrr.. at lunch i bought a Fruit Salad frozen yoghurt? That's all i can remember about lunch. Oh yeah, Vanessa was making a porno. PORN PORN PORN PORN. Oh the joy and amusement of the word PORN gives me. Yeah, pretty much it.
SCIENCE BORED ME TO DEATH. SERIOUSLY, NOBODY TRULY CARES ABOUT WHAT IS OUT THERE IN OUR FREAKING UNIVERSE, N-O-B-O-D-Y. Mr Peck wore this annoying shirt with penguins wearing sunglasses. I just wanted to give him a hard slap on the face, i'm so kind. YOU KNOW WHO'S NOT KIND?! DANICA! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I HOLD HER HORRIBLE BAG THEN FALL. SHE ASKS IF HER BAG IS ALRIGHT, BUT NOT ME. THAT LITTLE PENIS FACE. EVEN THAT GUY ASKED ME IF I WAS ALRIGHT, STUPID PENIS FACE OF A GIRL NAMED DANK THAT STUPID TANK.
History was boring except for when that girl kissed that guy. WOOFREAKINGHOO! I'm kidding. It was boring, lol. PHAR LAP, DON'T DIE. I HATE IT WHEN I GET EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO A CHARACTER! I usually get attached to animals more than humans, i don't know why. I remember my first time crying during a movie. My first time was when i was like 7. WHEN I THOUGHT PIKACHU DIED! ASH WAS CRYING!!! He couldn't get the the clinic in time and he rode on his bike as fast as he could but he couldn't save poor little Pikachu. PIKACHU MIRACULOUSLY WOKE UP THOUGH!! I'd probably still cry if i watched it now, lol. It was so sad! NOO, PIKACHU!
I tried to embarrass Tracey today in front of her baby but i ended up embarrassing myself, woops! :) Well, as him and his gang were walking past i yelled out to them by acccident, instead of looking at Tracey, 'NO, I WILL NOT TOUCH YOUR BOOBS!'. I'm ultra smooth. They did look at me, most of them laughed. That's an alright reaction, right? Ah, Jinks smiled. :) Ah, that angelic kid.
Wiggle has too many shoes, toooo tooo many. I'm jealous.
Meh, meh, meh. Supermac18 is a penis face stealing my words such as SHOCKER! and.. i forget but he stole something else. He's like a white, guy version of me. It's weird. Search him on YouTube. You'll see the similarities in personality. That kid is obsessed with A&F too, lol.
My mum and i have the same mind. My dad was blow drying something. My mum asked me what he was blow drying. She answered as well along with me at the same time, 'HIS BUTT!'. Oh that woman. Ahahaha, i said i have her personality but i look like my dad and she was like, 'Poor you'. But then she said i have a nice nose, what the hell? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'M LISTENING TO A SONG ABOUT SEXXX COS THAT'S JUST HOW I ROLLL. AHAHAHA, i'm kidding about the rolling thing, but i am really listening to a song about sex. It used to be my favourite song. Ahahaha, i'm so awesome.
Your lungs have failed
and they've both stopped breathing
My heart is dead and it's way past beating
Something has gone terribly wrong
I'm scared, you're scared, we're scared of this
I never thought we'd make it out alive
I never told you but it's all in your goodbyes
It's all in your goodbyes
Well, look who's dying now slit wrists was sleeping
with the girl next door
I always knew you were such a sucker for that
It doesn't matter what you say
You never mattered anyway
I never mattered anyway
In this moment that we both ignore the truth
It's all over
It's all over
I feel your heart rubbing against mine
So take a breath and close your eyes, eyes
Don't shake, I hate to see you tremble
tremble like you've lost your touch haven't you?
I'm so addicted