May 18, 2009 // 6:05 PM
I HAVE STUPID PRADA GLASSES.
"OMG. ITS MY MOLE ALL THIS TIME AND YOU DIDN'T TELL OF :\ I WANT TO REMOVE IT NOW. I KNOW YOU WANT SOME OF MY PORNSTARNESS." - Ivy
Prada is cheap! Please imagine me saying that like Mr. Stubborn. If you have not ever in your life have not watched the Mr Men show then you should be ashamed of yourself. THESE GLASSES ARE CHEAP! The fake diamonds thingy-s fell out.. like two these past two days. Horrible! Well, enough about my cheap-like-un-cheap glasses. Wow, ME AND KAROL GOT UP TO EVERYONE ELSE TODAY! TODAY IS A PROUD DAY.. BUT SOME STUPID KID RUINED MY MOMENT. I HOPE YOU GET YOUR EAR INFECTED AND DIE. SUCK ON THAT MICHAEL JACKSON. BLAHHHHHHH. Yes, sadly.. SIVIENGLOOKALIKE BEAT US. ARGHHHHH! STUPID BOY AND HIS LONG LEGS. He wrecked my moment as well.
I had 7 missed calls, the plan wouldn't have worked anyways. What a shame, what a shame.
I had english first! Mr Jones, Mr Jones, why is your voice so deep? I HATE DEEP MAN VOICES. THEY'RE SOOOOOO ANNOYING. ANNOYING AS ME. Some of you may find it smooth and seductive but i think of deep man voices as the complete opposite. They're so ugllllyyyyy.. AND ANNOYING. This doesn't mean i like girl voices on guys.. that'd be just plain weird. Like Ivy's cousin.. so girly. SO DAMN ANNOYING. JUST WANNA GIVE HIM A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE.
I got a 3/10 for my story. It was only because i wrote three paragraphs. IMAGINE IF I WROTE SEVEN MORE? THAT'S RIGHT, I'D GET 10/10. That's right kids, TEN OUT OF TEN. Okay, i just made that up. I haven't finished reading To Kill A Mocking Bird. As i have previously said, i am not a fan of books, they bore me. Unless they're like reaaaaaaalllllyyy goooooddd from start to end. Yeah, i'm hard to please - book wise.
AG WAS NEXT PERIOD! We studied through that period. I didn't really learn anything. I actually learnt more about ag in science than ag itself? DID YOU KNOW A STAG IS A MALE A SHEEP WITH ONE TESTICLE AND LIBIDO IS THE SEX DRIVE OF A RAM?! Okay, i memorised that yesterday. If you want to know dirty terms, i'm your beast. The mature weight of a superfine Merino (ahaha, silky smoooth ram - i likeee) is less than 17. Then fine is 17-19, medium 19-22 and strong 23-25. I'M A GENIUS. MUAHAHAHA!
In science i studied. I'm such a nerddddd. I have horrible hearing. Shivanee said something and i thought she told me to take my pants off. BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The test was hard, there were these weird questions. I MISSED ONE PART SO I LOST 6 MARKS. Meh, just ag and i'm new. NO PRESSUREEE.
In digital media the teacher took Vivian's Rubik's cube cos i was playing with it. I'm so nice. The teacher started to talk to me about downloading a photoshop trial and it was weird cos she was smiling... you'd understand if you had her. She usually has her ugly face on, you know? Everyone has an ugly face.. likeee.. i don't know. It's always scrunched up.
Maths, the teacher was scary too but scary in a nice way. I forgot my folder full of summaries and she was like i better give it in by the end of this week or i'd get zero. She was laughing while saying this but i really do think she was serious. That's why i'm doing it now. Julia's hiding something, i'm not a complete idiot. She won't tell me and Kitty said she knew something i didn't and the person who told her to not tell me specifically. I'm thinking it's Julia. Well, who cares. Blah. I need to take revenge on her for pushing me like maddddd. It was very cosy going up the stairs and the guy with his hands in his pockets still had his hands in his pockets. He sure does love his pockets. Is there like a vibrating penis in his pockets or something? She tried pushing me onto him but failed miserably. Ahahaha. By the way, i don't walk fast Julia, you just walk slow. It's not that i walk fast when they're around, it's cos you only notice my speeeddddiiinesss when they're around. Porn.
When I was on the train, there was this lady staring at Vanessa figure out the Rubik's cube. It was kinda scary cos later on she looked at me and nodded and .. yes. I just nodded back with an awkward smile. Then she watched Liza, ahahaha. It was funny.
Vivian bought TV WEEK. I DON'T WANT ADEN TO DIE. I WANT THE SINGER GUY TO DIE. ADEN AND BELLE ARE SUPPOSE TO BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVERRR! NOOOOOO!
THAT REMINDS ME. The Neighbours episode was hilarious today. ZEKE WAS TOPLESS WHILE SUNNY WAS EATING TOAST. I think they both got horny. She was like full licking her lips and he was staring from afar. There was this really weird music.. it was.. i think it was to set the mood, rofl. Then Karl came in and told Zeke it was inappropriate to be topless. Then he was like FINE! and ran into his room. While he piling on the clothes Karl was talking about Vegemite. When Zeke came out, he was wearing some sort of thermal jacket, a beanie and snowboard goggles. HE'S SOOO FUNNY. AHHH! SUNNY AND ZEKE WERE SO SAD WHEN THEY HAD NO KISSING SCENE. I was so happy to know they had no kissing scene but then Zeke asked Sunny on a date. HOW COULD HE?! STUPID KIDDD.
I'M BORED.