December 14, 2009 // 10:23 AM
Letters.
Dear Tracey,
You my friend are a lovely person and the picture above reminds me of you. So cute and dorky. Awwww. I won't be studying with you ever again. You're too smart and you own, which sucks balls because i'm stupid and i don't own. LOL. I LOVE YA TOOOOOOOOO. THANKS FOR THE AWESOME STALKING ADVENTURES. LOL. (L) :D
Dear Danica,
Thanks for the free seaweed and the good times at your house. I won't ever forget the time i opened the door to see your mum in her underwear. Nice. LOL. Love ya sistaaa! Your boobs are too big. Keep those beasts to yourself. AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah! Next year, i promise you i'll get you a better birthday present. You better make me one of your epic cards, slut!
Dear Ivy,
You don't even read my blog but i'll write you a letter anyways. You little slut. You get to go to FRANCE. LITTLE SLUT BAG. I WANT SOME FRENCH LOVIN' TOO!!!! D: Why'd you have to leave PAL? (PAL = PEACE AND LOVIN'? PENISES-A-LICKIN'? POOP A LOT?) Now i have to wait at the bus stop all by myself! Little slutttttttttttttt! D: If our friendship dies, you'll die too. LOL. Thanks for the great times stalking and outings. My mum thinks i'm bad thanks to you. AHAHAHAHAHA. Love yaaaaaa! :)
Dear Liza CHAO,
You're Cambodian and you have razor sharp pubes. That's why i love ya. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Dear Liza CHAO,
You're Cambodian and you have razor sharp pubes. That's why i love ya. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Dear Yvy,
Since you don't read my blog, i'll say anything i like. You're fat and nobody likes you. AHAHAHAHA. I'M JOKING!!!!!! Kelvin mentioned yesterday what happened in year seven. Do you remember? Of course you do. Ah, classic.
IS THAT CHOCOLATE?- Kelvin Nguyen
Mm.. it seems that you're spending a lot on me. SO I'LL SPEND A LOT ON YOU! Well, as much as i can. I have no money you see. LOL. Maybe i should get you a skirt. I didn't really like the one you wore to Grace's party. Ahahaha, it was so.. PLAIN. GOTTA JAZZ YOU UP. AHAHAHAHAHA.
Dear Santa,
I want this stuff, AND THE STUFF ON MY WISHLIST! Get me it or you won't see another Christmas. I know, jumpsuits look too cool for me.. BUT YOU JUST WAIT. LOL.
- Love Christie. :) (HAHAHAHA)
Dear (?),
Oh shut up you loser, nobody cares.
You just really annoy me and i have no idea why.
I'm just not a nice person.
Go away. LOL
You just really annoy me and i have no idea why.
I'm just not a nice person.
Go away. LOL
What i've done.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone. Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Been dumped.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral. Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Had detention. Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Attempted suicide.
Voted for American/Australian/Canadian Idol.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Patted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam. Started a fire.
Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.
It seems i'm not very
bad ass after all. :(
bad ass after all. :(
I'm so tired. I'm gonna stop blogging now.