August 2, 2011 // 10:49 PM
Happy birthday, Kitty!

Aw man, i thought someone was going to finally send me a love letter on tumblr but no... it was some bitch telling me that i wanted to see them naked. This bitch little lol'd me.. OH HELL NO. LOL, this is so disappointing. My heart actually starts to beat faster when i see a 1 next to the little letter icon. HAHAHAHA. Don't judge me cos i have no friends...
TODAY, TWO PEOPLE SAID I SMELL NICE. No one has ever, EVER said that to me. PEOPLE USUALLY CALL ME DIRTY BUT... OMFG!!! THIS MAY BE THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Seriously, i was so excited when Chanel said i smelt nice. Oh man. HAHAHAHA.
I really want to go to Holy Basil... i honestly can not be bothered planning a party so me, Liza and Jacquie should make a combined outing for next Saturday so Jacqueline can do her legal assignment this week. HOW VERY CONSIDERATE OF ME. :$
LISA TOLD ME THE I LOVE LADY GAY GAY SHIRT WAS ON SALE FOR $2 ON UO... i didn't believe her so i went on uo and to my disbelief... HOLY BALLS. IT REALLY IS $2... WTF. I WANT IT. I hope i get a 20% coupon or i'll be very sad... :c I WANT THOSE DOC MARTENS. OH MAN.
Jacqueline was right... you never hear Vivian scream. Ever. SHE MAKES THIS WEIRD NOISE WHEN YOU TOUCH HER NECK BUT IT ISN'T REALLY A SCREAM. It's more of a girly grunt... if that makes sense. I always bully Vivian... i always touch her neck to make her feel uncomfortable and i always push her around. HAHAHA. When i think about it, i am a bully. LOLOLOL. Sorry guise. Love you too.

I seriously don't understand everybody's reluctance towards informal. Why?! There's gonna be food and you get to dance the night away.. ON A BOAT. What more do you want!! THERE'S CAKE. Seriously guise, i just don't get it. You also get to dress up and shit... HAHAHAHA. WOOO!



