April 6, 2009 // 7:34 PM
Your mum's face!
OH MY GOSH! I GOT MY FIRST HEAD ACHE SINCE LIKE.. AGES. :o Oh the pain. :( I feel better now though. :D ASIAN REMEDIES, NO NEED FOR DRUGS LIKE MICHELLE SUGGESTED! MY BODY IS A TEMPLE.

Oh! Awwwww, so sad. I forget what i'm sad about, how sad.
OH! I had my history test. I didn't study the night before but instead was blogging like i am now. I still failed it though, even if it was easier than expected.
Okay, i shall be good and do my homework! :@ Argh! DAMN MICHELLE!
April 4, 2009 // 6:28 PM
Modest Manifesto
Oh deary me. I think i'm annoyed. :O I THINK I SHALL RANT! AHARHARHARHAR!
Grrrr! I will write in anonymous terms. OMG?! What the freaking hell?! JUST COS LIKE YOU LIKE BRANDS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN USE MY BRAND OF AWESOME NOOB. GOD! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. You don't know me that well too! WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO STEAL MY WORDS WOMAN! Ahehehe! ALLITERATION. :) Anyways, yeah! EVIL, EVIL WOMAN! I think i'm overreacting but yeah! WHO WOULDN'T BE ANNOYED?! HUH? YEAH, BITE ME FATTY. No you're not fat, don't hurt me please. :( ARGH! So AHARHAR to you! :O
On a more DELIGHTFUL note, LET ME TELL YOU A JOKE. AHEHEHEHE! What does weird, creamed corn, unknown music taste and pretty eyes make? YOU'LL NEVER GUESS! DON'T KNOW?! It's Dan the man. AHARRRRRRRRRRHARRRR! I AM SO DAMN FUNNY. Creamed corn? Get it? Extremely mushy? Aww, you don't get it. :(
Have i ever told you i like Kate Nash? Of course! ONLY MICHELLE READS MY STUPID BLOG. Ahahaha! She watches gay porn. ANALS. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That must turn her on, lol.
According to Michelle, my blog is very amusing. Well, ahaha. Very funny.
OMG, OMG! BUY ME, PRETTY PLEASE! ^^ In this game Mama doesn't kill any animals. :) WOO! Aww, you can make jam that you've grown. HOW AWESOME IS THAT? VERY AWESOME IN MY OPINION! :D I like jam. :)

I just only realised how funny this photo is. No one's looking at the camera, except for Sylvian and Nicholas. I wonder why. ;) Coincidence? I think not! It's fate. True lovers you see. Awww! I thought Sylvian was in love with Aaron as well. Ahehehe! Yeah, true lovers. LET ME DESCRIBE IT!
- Ms Toll looks like she's trying to pick out Aaron's lice
- Aaron is getting his lice picked out
- Jayden is trying to do something to Ms Toll o_o"
- Lauren is doing some sort of tribal dance
- Romario is being Romario, lol
- Sivieng is trying to rape Mars
- Mars is shocked
- Kelvin is touching himself
- I am picking Michelle's nose, err.. nostrils 8|
- Michelle is epicly failing at trying to pick my nose
- Aidan is delightfully watching me pick Michelle's nostrils
- Steven is trying to grab Brendon's man boobs
- Brendon's protecting himself
- Sean So is staring deeply and intimately into Gabby's eyes
- Gabby staring deeply and intimately into Sean So's huge, goldfish eyes
- Rebecca is also picking out lice, Michelle's lice
- Rae Anne is constipated
- Rafiya is watching Rae Anne being constipated
- I have no idea what Ilona's trying to do
- Patrick is posing
Oh deary me! WHO IS MISSING IN THIS PICTURE? You guessed correctly! OH MY GAWWWD! IT'S TEULY AND NABHAN! THEY WERE PROBABLY ON THEIR HONEY MOON OR IN SOME CUPBOARD OR SOMETHING?! AHAHAHAHA! Beautiful couple. A love triangle, an odd couple and the rest of the freaks, how beautiful. :)
How sad am i? I actually bothered to describe the whole photo. It was fun though. This is what a person who has no life does, blog. :D
Awww, i don't wanna revive my love for rnb but, but, i heard this song and i was like aww and yeah. BUT NO! I WILL NOT GIVE INTO ULTIMATE NOOBNESS. :D Awww, that reminds me of creamed corn. :O How cuteeee! AWWW! AWWWW! AWWWWWWW!
Labels: Michelle, rant, reunion
March 30, 2009 // 7:17 PM
Your lips, your lies, your lust.
TODAY WAS A WONDERFUL DAY! Nah, it was alright.
I'm suppose to be doing history + maths homework now but i'm blogging instead. I'm so easily distracted. I think i'll make this quick, but it won't be very quick at all. :D
School:
Hurlstone's pretty alright but sometimes i miss Mac Fields. :) Anyways, the day started with me coming a little late to maths class. Maths was funny. I found out Julia's cousins are coming in the holidays which may not allow her to go out therefore may not be go to the 7f reunion. DAMN YOU! HOW COULD YOU?! *SIGHOHSIGH* Oh yeah, Margaret's haircut! Oh so beautiful.
I GOT THAT BAG FOR MY MUM THIS AFTERNOON. SO BEAUTIFUL. :D I EVEN HAD HUNGRY JACK'S. :O :O I thought i was gonna die by eating that caramel sundae! SO SWEET YET SO GOOD. DELTA SO-GOODREM! AHAHAHAHAHA!
Teuly is awesome. She has a pen pal from Ballarat because she added some girl which had very similar e-mail to me. What a funny goose. Today, I accidentally hung up on Teuly, then she thought i was online (it was actually the Ballarat girl), she started to say as i recall:
- WHY'D YOU HANG UP FOR?!
- You silly boy
Then the Ballarat girl went along with it, letting Teuly believe it was actually me. Ahahaha! That girl is funny. That reminds me, i really need to go to Go-Lo. I need to paint 'I AM NOT A NUGGET' with a chicken to remind her i'm always watching. :) I NEED TO BUY THAT THING FOR TEULY. I MUST REFER HER PRESENT AS 'THING' BECAUSE SHE MAY BE READING THIS. DFO ON TEULY'S BIRTHDAY! YAY! Sorry Teuly. :) I'll get you something and you'll get it on MONDAY, i repeat, MONDAY. :D Oh i haven't forgotten Michelle... i need to go to Parra or Mac Square. ;)
'He is simply the object of my affection'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one Michelle, tell your mum that. I wonder what she'd think. ;)
- it begins with michelle, says:
but, as a result of my READING
im i fucking d hmpff
AHAHAHAHHA! DOING D. ;D Nah, i'm kidding, please don't hurt me.

Labels: mac fields, Michelle, music, school
March 29, 2009 // 7:37 PM
You -- with the smile that kills.
Today hasn't been the greatest day ever nor has it been the worst but it's been only okay, unlike my usual 'today is a wonderful day' jibber jabber. HEY! JIBBER JABBER IS THIS AWESOME SHOW ON ABC! YOU SHOULD REALLY WATCH IT! :D
Myabe because i found out Christofer is noob, he lost his virginity to a slut, how sad is that? Awww, poor boy! He's still awesome though! DEMAND HIM PEOPLE, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE HIM! Well, except for Michelle who thinks he has no balls - rofl. Typical Michelle.
On the topic of Michelle.. DAMN YOU MICHELLE! HOW COULD YOU?! FREE TEXT VIRGIN TO VIRGIN YOU SAY?! I text like a mad woman, probably 4 pages per text message, later to find out it's only free for a standard text! DIDN'T TELL ME THAT DID YOU?! DID YOU?! Now I have to pay $36.85! My parents won't be happy. Thanks Michelle, thank you heaps.
I was blowing heaps of awesomely big bubbles with this Japanese gum. I ate two packets in one go. :) Sadly, i went over the top and blew a bubble so big it got to my glasses then it just went *POP*! Leaving me blind in the left eye. My parents weren't very happy, asking what the hell i was doing blowing bubbles that big, in fear i didn't respond, scared they might beat me with their imaginary stick. My daddy got the gum off my glasses after a little quarrel with my mum, ahehe. They're both so stubborn, maybe that's where i get it from. I'M LIKE THE MEGA-LY-STUBBORN CHILD THEY'D ALWAYS WANTED.
To top that off, my dad and i were planning to buy my mum this Burberry bag - $290. Guess what? When we turn up to the shop, no one was there, might go tomorrow. My mum bought this secondhand Chanel bag, i thought it was cute but when we got into the car, i started to investigate. When i opened it, it was ... just, eww. I TOLD MY MUM AND YES, IT LEADED TO ME AND MY DAD COMING TO THE DAMN SHOP TO EXCHANGE IT. No wonder why it was only $40. I got to have a Vegie Delite wrap though, it was expensive. Unlike Liverpool, Bankstown charges $4.50, Liverpool charging $3.95. Pretty sad, eh?

This is what boredom tells me to do. Boredom calls for editing, i answered boredom's call. I made this out of a few photos i took today. As you can see, the bubbles i can blow with this gum can get pretty big. I don't know why i took a picture of the toilet though...



How lovable is this bear?! :) Awwww! New website: http://carteblanchegreetings.com/metoyou/
Labels: asian parents, Michelle, music, rant
March 20, 2009 // 8:01 PM
Lets have a Gaytime.
Mm... what happened today? I completely forgot. OH! Aha, i like the Rocket Summer again. :) I had this phase where i was full obsessed with The Rocket Summer, always going 'Isn't Bryce Avary awesome?!' and 'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! THE ROCKET SUMMER!'. So shameful. Bryce Avary does have a sensual voice though. *drool*
This morning i was so excited to do the plan i had made - Kitty was excited too, ahahaha. She sucks, my mum says she's black and to my surprise she actually is. I've never noticed till like last month after knowing her for two years. She's like an orange dark, wait, that's brown. But still, her and her orange boy suit very much which is pretty funny because she's a very unfunny person. Plain shame. Mm... why yes. I WENT TO WOOLWORTHS WITH VIVIAN AND WENT ON A SHOPPING SPREE. Well, actually all i bought was a 99c Bueno, $2.20 PUMP water and 91c Mentos. Yummy. I ONLY SPENT ... $4.12! Vivian ran for her bus when she didn't even have to, poor her - well, she does need some exercise. Ahehehe. :)
Swimming was pretty ... errr... indescribable. OH, the lifeguard shaves his legs and didn't even tell those silly little children to stop jumping into the damn pool so
indiscreetly. The lazy man teacher, i remember precisely, he did this weird, ugly worm thing out of the water - just horrible and embarrassing. Ahaha, abs.
Yeah, that's kind of all i can remember about the day. Oh yeah, i called Michelle too. She overreacts too much.
Labels: males, Michelle, music, Vivian