ROFLMAO! Teuly got a HSM skateboard. Funny, and it also came with protective gear. I wonder why? On the Latest Buzz this morning, this girl wanted to learn how to skate and she was like the most clumsiest person on this freaking EARTH! EXACTLY LIKE TEULY. SHE WANTED THIS GUY TO TEACH HER AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN GOT ON THE BOARD YET AND BROKE HIS ARM AND LEG. AHAHAHAHA! Teuly is funny when she isn't suppose to be. :)

I NEED TO GO TO GO-LO. I need to buy canvases and paint. Be quiet,i'm cheap. I wanna work in Go-Lo someday. It'd be pretty cool. 8-) I'D GET DISCOUNTS! AHARHARHARRR!

Daylights savings started this morning! I CAN SLEEP LATER AND WAKE UP .. LATER! YEAHHHHH! :)

I have realised many people say 'lol' and don't even laugh, it counts for me too. Hmm.. is it because were laughing on the inside? Or have we just run out of things to say? Well, there's always.. rofl, roflmao, roflcopter and NOOB. Hmmm... let me think!

OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDD! OH CRAP! I have a history test tomorrow! Argh... i hate history. Well, i don't hate it, just really dislike it. HATE IS A REALLY STRONG WORD.

I HAVE TO GO GO-LO NOW! :D

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Oh deary me. I think i'm annoyed. :O I THINK I SHALL RANT! AHARHARHARHAR!

Grrrr! I will write in anonymous terms. OMG?! What the freaking hell?! JUST COS LIKE YOU LIKE BRANDS DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN USE MY BRAND OF AWESOME NOOB. GOD! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. You don't know me that well too! WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO STEAL MY WORDS WOMAN! Ahehehe! ALLITERATION. :) Anyways, yeah! EVIL, EVIL WOMAN! I think i'm overreacting but yeah! WHO WOULDN'T BE ANNOYED?! HUH? YEAH, BITE ME FATTY. No you're not fat, don't hurt me please. :( ARGH! So AHARHAR to you! :O

On a more DELIGHTFUL note, LET ME TELL YOU A JOKE. AHEHEHEHE! What does weird, creamed corn, unknown music taste and pretty eyes make? YOU'LL NEVER GUESS! DON'T KNOW?! It's Dan the man. AHARRRRRRRRRRHARRRR! I AM SO DAMN FUNNY. Creamed corn? Get it? Extremely mushy? Aww, you don't get it. :(

Have i ever told you i like Kate Nash? Of course! ONLY MICHELLE READS MY STUPID BLOG. Ahahaha! She watches gay porn. ANALS. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That must turn her on, lol.

According to Michelle, my blog is very amusing. Well, ahaha. Very funny.

OMG, OMG! BUY ME, PRETTY PLEASE! ^^ In this game Mama doesn't kill any animals. :) WOO! Aww, you can make jam that you've grown. HOW AWESOME IS THAT? VERY AWESOME IN MY OPINION! :D I like jam. :)


I just only realised how funny this photo is. No one's looking at the camera, except for Sylvian and Nicholas. I wonder why. ;) Coincidence? I think not! It's fate. True lovers you see. Awww! I thought Sylvian was in love with Aaron as well. Ahehehe! Yeah, true lovers. LET ME DESCRIBE IT!
- Ms Toll looks like she's trying to pick out Aaron's lice
- Aaron is getting his lice picked out
- Jayden is trying to do something to Ms Toll o_o"
- Lauren is doing some sort of tribal dance
- Romario is being Romario, lol
- Sivieng is trying to rape Mars
- Mars is shocked
- Kelvin is touching himself
- I am picking Michelle's nose, err.. nostrils 8|
- Michelle is epicly failing at trying to pick my nose
- Aidan is delightfully watching me pick Michelle's nostrils
- Steven is trying to grab Brendon's man boobs
- Brendon's protecting himself
- Sean So is staring deeply and intimately into Gabby's eyes
- Gabby staring deeply and intimately into Sean So's huge, goldfish eyes
- Rebecca is also picking out lice, Michelle's lice
- Rae Anne is constipated
- Rafiya is watching Rae Anne being constipated
- I have no idea what Ilona's trying to do
- Patrick is posing

Oh deary me! WHO IS MISSING IN THIS PICTURE? You guessed correctly! OH MY GAWWWD! IT'S TEULY AND NABHAN! THEY WERE PROBABLY ON THEIR HONEY MOON OR IN SOME CUPBOARD OR SOMETHING?! AHAHAHAHA! Beautiful couple. A love triangle, an odd couple and the rest of the freaks, how beautiful. :)


How sad am i? I actually bothered to describe the whole photo. It was fun though. This is what a person who has no life does, blog. :D

Awww, i don't wanna revive my love for rnb but, but, i heard this song and i was like aww and yeah. BUT NO! I WILL NOT GIVE INTO ULTIMATE NOOBNESS. :D Awww, that reminds me of creamed corn. :O How cuteeee! AWWW! AWWWW! AWWWWWWW!

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WHY ARE PEOPLE SO SHOCKED WHEN THEY HEAR I LISTEN TO METAL AND HARDCORE, HUH? HOW DO I LOOK INNOCENT, HUH? WHAT, DO I HAVE TO RAPE YOU SO I SEEM LIKE I LISTEN TO METAL, HUH?! Is there a type of person that listens to that type of music? What do i have to do top make you think listen to it, huh? DO I HAVE TO START CUTTING MYSELF!? DO I HAVE TO GET A REALLY LONG FRINGE OVER MY EYE? Oh wait, i want one of those. They're pretty but besides that.. NO, STUFF YOU. God, i'm not innocent, not at all. :) Aharharhar! I don't do my homework. 8| EVEN MICHELLE DOES HER HOMEWORK! AHAHAHAHHA! (no insult intended!)

Today was funny, Vivian got a huge chunk of ice on her red bean KOREAN ICE CREAM (that has milk in it :O :O ARE WE GONNA DIE OF SOME ASIAN DISEASE?!). It was $1.20. Just enough, AND I DIDN'T HAVE A CHUNK OF ICE. :) Yes, i am very awesome - AHAHAHAHA!

What else happened that afternoon? I DIDN'T HAVE TO WALK HOME TODAY! I REMEMBERED MY BUS PASS. AHARHARHARHAR! BITE ME BUS DRIVER. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :P Yeahhhhhhhhhh, there's always weird people on the bus. When i was walking home, there was this guy was in front of me and i overtook him and i think he got angry at me. NOT MY FREAKING FAULT YOU WALK SLOW, NOOB. Nah, he looked familiar. Maybe he was in my dream from a past life or something, i truly don't know. The last time i went on that bus, he kept turning around... creepy. Maybe he saw me in his nightmare or something, lol. I REPEAT NIGHTMARE. Well, anyways, he was making these weird beat boxing sorta noises, it kinda creeped me out. He's like a mix of Sean So and Wiggle. Really weird combination i know, but yeah. So if Wiggle and So made a baby it would look like him at the age of... 15 or something? VERY SEXY BABY - NOT. lol Like 95% WIGGLE & 5% SO. Lucky kid.

OMG?! For the reunion, we are in need of supervision COS MICHELLE MIGHT GET HIGH! Not Michelle Zhang, the one that's always high on air, but the Michelle Keshwa with diabetes. Poor girl, DON'T WORRY! I WON'T LET HER GET A HUGE COKE, NO NEED FOR SUPERVISION AT ALL. I SWEAR! Okay, maybe not. My mum says i can't even take care of myself. :( THAT'S MEAN MOTHER! HMPH! Nah, i love my mum, most of the time. Well, i love her all the time but i just go all spaz attack on her sometimes. I RELEASE MY INNER BEAST. GRRR!
What i was gonna say was that i think the reunion will go pretty well. According to Teuly only Rebecca and Kelly won't be able to go BECAUSE OF QUEENSLAND. STIMULATE THE ECONOMY SOME OTHER TIME! :( Oh yeah, Nabhan and Brendon are going for sure. Aha, Nabhan. Funny guy, maybe not to Shivanee. He's just the guy that was almost as smart as her. Not very nice but everyone has their opinions. :) For the like... SIX BILLIONTH TIME, ANYWAYS, Julia had issues on going due to her damn cousins from Uranus and boys. Not like the guys will rape her or something, HASN'T SHE HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED SELF DEFENSE? RAPE THEM BACK FOR GOODNESS SAKE! They'd enjoy it, and you'd enjoy it - WIN-WIN SITUATION! :D So yeah, her mum said yes instantly, very good. Awww, she forgot to invite EVENSTEVENS?! HOW COULD SHE?! EVENSTEVENS IS AWESOME EXCEPT FOR THE TIME HE ACTUALLY HE DID THAT DARE IN INDUSTRIAL ARTS. I felt so sorry for him to ask a stupid question like that to a monster like me. I shouldn't have rejected him so harshly, what? Did Kitty expect a yes? Stupid, stupid girl.



While i'm talking about Kitty, that reminds me, SWIMMING LESSONS! Awww, Kitty's cousin is so cute! HER SMALL ONE NOT HER BIG ONE. HER BIG ONE IS MEAN, MEAN I TELL YOU! JEEZZZ! EVEN I CAN'T STOOP THAT FAR AND I'M LIKE THE LOWEST YOU COULD GET! Anyways, i tried to do breaststroke and i failed EPICLY. Jeez! MERMAID DIVE, I WAS AWESOME OF COURSE but yeah. Breaststroke is definitely not on of my strong points. Yes, Yvy - i can really swim. I just can't tread water, how sad. I'M ALWAYS LAST IN BIATHLON, JEEZ! :( I'M NOT EVEN FAT!

CHRISTIE says:
CHLAMYDIA GIRL IS CHEATING ON HIM THAT LITTLE BIATCH
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XD
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WALKINGT WITH SOME OTHER GUY TOFDAY.
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XD
- it begins with michelle, says:
ROFL
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SHE PROBABLY CONTRACTED GONNERHEA OF HIm!!
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WOW
- it begins with michelle, says:
CHLYAMYDI
- it begins with michelle, says:
AND GONNERREAHA
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- it begins with michelle, says:
IS TAT HOW YOU SPELL IT?1
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WHAT'S WITH YOU AND SEXUAL DISEASES?!
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AHAHAHAHAHHA

Michelle is sexy, not. Got any good gift ideas for this freak? If you do, send me a message on my cbox. Pleaseeee! :D Nothing compares to ATL tickets - HELP IF YOU'RE READING, UNLIKELY BUT PLEASE DO. :)

Hi Danica. I know you're reading this. You're stupid, they're so plain. Shame, should've gotten me Vans, noob. Yeah, you should've gotten your Keds AND my Vans, ULTIMATE NOOBSTER! Remember to draw 'normal' for me, please. :)

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Today hasn't been the greatest day ever nor has it been the worst but it's been only okay, unlike my usual 'today is a wonderful day' jibber jabber. HEY! JIBBER JABBER IS THIS AWESOME SHOW ON ABC! YOU SHOULD REALLY WATCH IT! :D


Myabe because i found out Christofer is noob, he lost his virginity to a slut, how sad is that? Awww, poor boy! He's still awesome though! DEMAND HIM PEOPLE, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE HIM! Well, except for Michelle who thinks he has no balls - rofl. Typical Michelle.

On the topic of Michelle.. DAMN YOU MICHELLE! HOW COULD YOU?! FREE TEXT VIRGIN TO VIRGIN YOU SAY?! I text like a mad woman, probably 4 pages per text message, later to find out it's only free for a standard text! DIDN'T TELL ME THAT DID YOU?! DID YOU?! Now I have to pay $36.85! My parents won't be happy. Thanks Michelle, thank you heaps.

I was blowing heaps of awesomely big bubbles with this Japanese gum. I ate two packets in one go. :) Sadly, i went over the top and blew a bubble so big it got to my glasses then it just went *POP*! Leaving me blind in the left eye. My parents weren't very happy, asking what the hell i was doing blowing bubbles that big, in fear i didn't respond, scared they might beat me with their imaginary stick. My daddy got the gum off my glasses after a little quarrel with my mum, ahehe. They're both so stubborn, maybe that's where i get it from. I'M LIKE THE MEGA-LY-STUBBORN CHILD THEY'D ALWAYS WANTED.

To top that off, my dad and i were planning to buy my mum this Burberry bag - $290. Guess what? When we turn up to the shop, no one was there, might go tomorrow. My mum bought this secondhand Chanel bag, i thought it was cute but when we got into the car, i started to investigate. When i opened it, it was ... just, eww. I TOLD MY MUM AND YES, IT LEADED TO ME AND MY DAD COMING TO THE DAMN SHOP TO EXCHANGE IT. No wonder why it was only $40. I got to have a Vegie Delite wrap though, it was expensive. Unlike Liverpool, Bankstown charges $4.50, Liverpool charging $3.95. Pretty sad, eh?


This is what boredom tells me to do. Boredom calls for editing, i answered boredom's call. I made this out of a few photos i took today. As you can see, the bubbles i can blow with this gum can get pretty big. I don't know why i took a picture of the toilet though...


　
How lovable is this bear?! :) Awwww! New website: http://carteblanchegreetings.com/metoyou/

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I'm bored so i wanted to blog. Actually, there's nothing to talk about really.

I went and bought Yen today, which lead me to learn about Ukraine's lost generation. :O WHO ARE THEY YOU MAY ASK? I have no idea too. All i know is they get high on glue AND 16 YEAR OLD BALD GIRLS GET PREGNANT WITH HOMELESS BOYS. Yes, terrible. Their fault for running away. I also bought birthday cards for Ilona, Teuly and Michelle a month early. I COULDN'T RESIST, they were .. like .. i can't say. Michelle may read this and call me cheap. :o I tried to find Teuly's birthday present - sadly it was never found stupid newsagent. :@


Hungry Jack's has a very evil door. It's not even an automatic door. What if i somehow drop my Veggie burger meal and Storm, HUH? NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT, DID YOU?! EVIL, EVIL DOOR! :( Oh yes, the stupid mixer wasn't working and the guy couldn't even mix up my Storm! Then it started working again, then the guy was like, 'Oh, the mixer's working now. Do you want me to mix it for you?'. 'HELL NO YOU STUPID CHILD! I ALREADY STUCK MY DAMN SPOON INTO THIS PILE OF SUGAR. GO AWAY' - nah, i didn't say that, instead i said, 'Nah, it's okay'. I couldn't be uncivilized and mean to someone who isn't Hitler or my brother!

OH MY MOTHER FREAKING ASSHOLE! I JUST FOUND OUT THE VEGGIE BURGER AT HUNGRY JACK'S ISN'T EVEN VEGETARIAN, FREAKING BUTTHOLES. I HOPE THE COWS RESURRECT THEMSELVES AND KILL YOU, OWNER OF HUNGRY JACK'S AND YOU'LL BE MADE INTO A BURGER NO ONE WILL EAT BECAUSE NO ONE IS EVIL AS YOU, YOU BUTTHOLE. I'M GONNA FREAKING SUE HUNGRY JACK'S. Oh well, i already bought it, might as well eat it... right? Oh god. Oh, well on the website it says they don't contain any meat in it. Oh, fine. Too late now, my brother is eating it. I better not eat chips at Hungry Jack's - they use palm oil. FIRST TRYING TO KILL PIGS AND COWS AND NOW ORANGUTANS?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!

Oh, i found out Ivy got a haircut. She kinda only got it cos i got a crap cut and felt sorry for me, how kind.

Ivy for Brad Pitt, Christie for the Wiggles. :)

I found out why i've been so hormonal and moody this week. :D

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Hello, my blog sucks. It is unbelievably and undeniably boring and no one visits, how sad. I don't even have an Arabic stalker following my blog - i'm so cut. Today once again in the early time of day, scared the crap out of everyone with my awesome message tone. :) Oh yes, thank you All That Remains and Ivy for that. Everybody turned around to look at me but one. That one person must've been pretty damn awesome to be cool with it or is really scared to look at my ugly face. OH! OH! Sport sucked more than usual. I HAD TO PLAY BASKETBALL?! Like, what the hell? Me playing sports, no. Just plain horrible. To make it even worse, the stupid crazy lady on drugs of a teacher made everbody almost miss the train. She is also the one that called Paullina a 'stupid girl'. A little harsh don't you think? SHE SHOULD REALLY TELL THE DEPUTY AS VIVIAN SAYS.

Ahehe, i painted two of my fingers this really dark maroon and they turned pretty damn awesome.

Today was a pretty good day overall. Yay! 3 TIMES. :D

That is all. :)

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